4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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