You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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