I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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