You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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