So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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