I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Also, beer. Big fan.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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