I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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