just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I will be naked everywhere
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
