he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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