I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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