He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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