u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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