Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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