Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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