this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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