Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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