I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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