We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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