Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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