i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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