Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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