Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Operation Purity has been aborted
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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