This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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