new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So many bounce houses so little time
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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