That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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