On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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