Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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