It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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