I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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