Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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