god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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