it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The power of my boobs compel you
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