I want to stick my p in your. b.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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