did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I cockslap morals
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How external is "for external use only"?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.