Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.