thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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