no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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