He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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