i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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