my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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