I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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