That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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