Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize