doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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