she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I smell stomach acid.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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