how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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