cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We are two peas in an std pod
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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