No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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