So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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