Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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