what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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