dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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