Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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