the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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