So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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