Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
