Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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